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OH, DEADPOOL 2, THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOWING…

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OH, DEADPOOL 2, THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOWING…

CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!

 

…TOUCHING COLLOSSOUS’S BUTT.

…USING PROFESSOR X’S EQUIPMENT AND REFERRING TO HIM AS PATRICK STEWART.

…THE JUGGERNAUT.

…THE DOZENS OF SEXUAL INNUENDOS.

…TOTALLY NOT BEING OKAY WITH PEDOPHILES, BUT BEING OTHERWISE ENTIRELY SEXUALLY FREE.

…THE VANISHER’S PARACHUTE.

…F***ING UP THE TIMELINE. (SARCASM)

…OPERA WITH EXPLETIVES, MAKING IT THE FIRST MOVIE EVER TO RECEIVE A PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING ON A MUSICAL SCORE. NOT ENTIRELY SUITABLE FOR WORK. IN FACT, YOU’RE WELCOME…

Go see Deadpool 2, in theaters now. It was incredibly good fun. But don’t take your kids. That would be awkward. (Lots of blood, gore, bone breaking, and sexual references.) You’ll have a beautiful time!

 

Article written by: Lorisse Alicia Ortiz-Bentiné, creator of Broken Dolls and Robotic Hearts, new play and graphic novel, coming soon. Published by Inbeon, illustrated by Justin Fischetto. Featured image from Tervis products.
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